This place will chew you up and spit you out into a 103 pieces.
Just look pretty, aim for the sky,
yours is not to question why.
This is what you have to do to find success.

There's no point in lying when you're trying to be beautiful,
but there's something going on that I can't put my finger on.
We will work you, bend you, shape you.
From your souls, we will take you far away.

Darlings, so sorry, can't remember your name.
Couple of words in the song we want to change...OK?
Oh and the bass player's too old...sack him!


Radio friendly (Are we?)
Radio friendly (Can we be?)
Radio friendly (Please make us)
Radio friendly ( We want to be)
Radio friendly (Are we?)
Radio friendly (Can we be?)
Radio friendly (Please make us)
Radio friendly (Please help us!)

R.A.D.I.O - on the radio

Have you got a life?
Have you got a lifestyle?
Your time will pass, gone with the wind.
Your time will pass, just like the wind!

Darlings, darlings, we're trying to get to the top here.
A little more muscle, a little more flesh please
Oh and have you sacked the bass player?

Hip Hip Hooray!
You're at the top of the hit parade....HURRAH!
Hip Hip Hooray, think of all the money that you have made,
(Think of all the money that you have made for me!)

Darlings, darlings, you've been wonderful....
but it's just not working for us anymore...NEXT!

You'll never miss what you never had.

There is no fast track to being happy....apart from being happy.
The grass is not always greener.

There's no fast track to happiness!